- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Church.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Gun Control

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Ross.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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