- Anti Joke

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.