What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Weed.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The MLS

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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