A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

identical jokes get different votes.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What did the fish say after he

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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