Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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