My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

KONY 2012

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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