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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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