what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Please? No.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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