- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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