If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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