- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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