Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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so the weather's nice...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Your Mother

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Daym im romantic

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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