What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A mans opinion.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Andy Carrol

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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