- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

say cheese

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

womens rights

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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