Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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