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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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