why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

The MLS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Chuck norris

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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