Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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women sports....

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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hey John will you make some copies

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Vagina Boob

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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