- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Those last 4 were by: Walter

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

identical jokes get different votes.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

hey John will you make some copies

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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