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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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