i'm hard

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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My Boyfriend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Anti Joke

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