- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Church.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Vagina.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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