- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

This joke is the worst joke ever.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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