What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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This statement is false.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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