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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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