How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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