Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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