Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Fox News

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Make me famous

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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