- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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