Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Church.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Ross.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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