- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

test

A man... walks.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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