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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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