- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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