- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Y u do dis?

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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