- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A chicken walks into a barn.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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