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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

your mum

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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