Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Your Mother

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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so the weather's nice...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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im a willy bum bum

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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