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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

which one is easiest

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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