what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

troll----> hahaha---->

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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