- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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