- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

The Moon Landing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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