Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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dick dick dick... frogs

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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smell the vitamin C

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Anti Joke

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