- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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