- Anti Joke

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

taking out the trash... at night

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

This statement is false.