Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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CAS

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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