- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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