What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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im a dragon, no im not

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Justin Bieber

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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