This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

... i forgot the joke :p

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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