Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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