A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Many people of many races do many things every day.

You're tall.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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