What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Women's rights

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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the economy.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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