He walked in a bar

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Derp

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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hi

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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