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Is maynaise an instrument?

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A blind man walks into a wall.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Anti Joke

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