Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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guest what i love pancakes

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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