The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Hej Erik och Leo!!

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