Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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i like it in the mouth

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Granny porn!

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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National security?

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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