I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

knock knock no ones home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Bags of delicious poop.

I like your hair

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What? Why?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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