- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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