- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

dick dick dick... frogs

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

... i forgot the joke :p

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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