Women's Rights.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Women's Rights

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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