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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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