- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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