what is the color of a burp burple

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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