I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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