- Anti Joke

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre