Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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how man

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Anti Joke

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