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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

I like colin but not as much as apple

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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