Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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