- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Whats worse than a joke? This

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

womens rights

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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