What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Get on the boat.

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