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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **