Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Stealth baseballs record

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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