Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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