What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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