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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

boobs.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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