Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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The Moon Landing.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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i'm hard

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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